How To Reach Me by Internet

Because I’m still a beginner at this blogging, I’ll make it easy to communicate with me by giving you my e-mail address.

If you’re a bulk e-mailer and want to sell me something, be aware that I don’t buy over the internet and I’ve got everything I need (except a book contract for my essays on addiction and my Tales of the Troll.

For that, you’ll pay me; I don’t have to send you anything.

You already know I’m against the war; it never should have started; too many good men have been killed and wounded (women too). You know I think George W. Bush is probably the worst president our country ever had and it will take years to undo the damage he’s done.

I also think Dick Cheney is our shadow leader and George jumps to attention when that ogre blinks.

I recommend Al Gore’s movie called “An Inconvenient Truth” and feel that if he had been president our country wouldn’t be in the mess we are now.

I also like Harry Potter and I’m looking forward to the last book in the series. I love well-spun tales.

My e-mail is

You can write, complain, or anything else but, as I said before, don’t try to sell me anything or tell me I won a lottery I never entered or tell me you’re from Nigeria and a long lost relative just died and you’re going to send me money if I tell you everything about myself and send you money first.

I always e-mail them back and tell them to send the heroin first. It usually shuts them up but some of them are so stupid they just reply without even reading my tongue in cheek comment.

Humans are amazing animals.

Peace, my friends.

Also, if your name is Isaac Scott Goldfinger or Jasmine Eve Goldfinger, I love you. My greatest regret is that I was too sick to show it when you needed it.

That’s all, folks.

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One response to “How To Reach Me by Internet

  1. Marc,

    Great stuff…

    Glad to see you are a bloggin…

    We should pow wow soon…

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